"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed."
- William Shakespeare (via vatnjotnr)

Shady Shakespeare

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dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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